Conan: Don't Reference Me In Your Dating Profile - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend"

Moral of the story? If you want to procreate, don't mention Conan in your dating profile. Hear more from this episode of "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend" @

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  • Cole Sisler
    Cole Sisler13 hours ago

    Get Conan some in ears and lose the headphones

  • Google Critic
    Google Critic19 hours ago


  • Angel La Canfora
    Angel La Canfora4 days ago

    Hahaha..."oldies!" For the record, my 75 year old mom is a big Conan fan.

  • Delano Mkhoi
    Delano Mkhoi4 days ago

    did sona get skinnier?!?!?! she's looking younger and healthier! Who's gonna get offended by this

  • Minty Fresh
    Minty Fresh9 days ago

    Yelling "Regis" didn't work.

  • Lukas Gould
    Lukas Gould11 days ago

    I yelled Regis, She left me. Thanks guys

  • joyce morrison
    joyce morrison15 days ago

    i'm 90 and love conan.

  • J Matson
    J Matson15 days ago

    I listened to Conan Needs a Friend driving from Clearwater FL, to Eastern Ky. 12 hours and i havent had such a good time driving. It made for such a good time. JB Smoove is an enigma of ridiculous energy and aggressive hilarity. My favorite was Bob Newhart though.

  • Sharan Shetty
    Sharan Shetty15 days ago

    Damn Conan also needs a variant of himself....It's Loki all over again

  • Hill Rudolf
    Hill Rudolf17 days ago

    The periodic defense fifthly tempt because slave preliminarily bang atop a medical schedule. drunk, imperfect pruner

  • Reb
    Reb17 days ago

    Re: punctuation for old and young people texting/messaging - I'm 23, my parents are early 60s, when phones first came out I would use shorthand stuff constantly (u, tru, ya, etc.) but among the people I know, people my age use MUCH more consistent punctuation and capitalization when texting than anyone 50 and up

  • Jordan Campbell
    Jordan Campbell17 days ago

    DATME: -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  • Joshua Hurdle
    Joshua Hurdle18 days ago

    I yelled Regis and she thought I asked her if she wanted a reeses

  • clipmywingsable
    clipmywingsable18 days ago

    I know that self-depreciation is very on-brand for Conan but, all joking aside, I would 100% reference him on a dating profile were I single. It might deter some, but it would certainly attract the right people.

  • Clutch Situation
    Clutch Situation18 days ago

    I've been yelling "KEDAKAI...AS GOD MADE HER" and that's worked for me?

  • KeenFob
    KeenFob18 days ago

    Sona is so right about the oldies, my parents thought conan was a bad influence

  • Abigail Green
    Abigail Green18 days ago

    DATME: -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  • gumpcard
    gumpcard19 days ago

    Thank god for this podcast, still getting my dose of Conan and everyone behind Team Coco. But, please, come back soon.

  • op3nsignal
    op3nsignal19 days ago

    best podcast ever. I always like improvisation and characters, no one does it better. BTW, who the hell is the guy with the guitars, I'd like to sock him in the face.

  • Codes ENT
    Codes ENT19 days ago

    So did anyone have a good REGIS lately?😂😂

  • Leslie King
    Leslie King19 days ago

    DATME: -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  • Alexis Mary
    Alexis Mary19 days ago

    DATME: -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  • Saâd Zryouil
    Saâd Zryouil19 days ago

    I feel conan is profoundly hurt

  • Vern Turnquist
    Vern Turnquist19 days ago

    Has sona lost weight?? Looking good!

  • Woo
    Woo19 days ago

    Oh I do very seriously plan to yell "Regis" the next time Im going at it.

  • urONEdad
    urONEdad19 days ago

    Baby from two Conan fans makes one SUPER FAN!

  • urONEdad
    urONEdad19 days ago

    You need to wear headphones that are set up with the head band that goes to the back like a club DJ does! Let the hair make it's statement.

  • Oldsmobile Thompson
    Oldsmobile Thompson19 days ago

    Ok, someone please tell Conan that I’d like to be his platonic heterosexual boyfriend, and that we ought to star on the Kansas City Chefs Vegetarian Irish-American Cooking Show

  • Trapinnewyork44
    Trapinnewyork4419 days ago

    Is this why Conan stop his show? To start doing podcasts?

  • Carol Z
    Carol Z19 days ago

    Nah, guys should belt out “Akakaroooooo!” at climax.

  • Kevin Reagan

    Kevin Reagan

    19 days ago

    This line of thinking puts a new spin on "magooooosh."

  • Mark Jaramillo
    Mark Jaramillo19 days ago

    hi sonas🌏... hers the whole world...hope you like it...beautiful...

  • BrainPoop
    BrainPoop20 days ago

    *is sona dying ?*

  • Morley Wilson
    Morley Wilson20 days ago


  • Musings By Marco
    Musings By Marco20 days ago

    -Calling Team Coco- Why isn't there a Conan Needs a Friend USplan Channel yet?

  • 420KinK
    420KinK20 days ago

    1:28 will blow your freaking mind!

  • Greg Kapa
    Greg Kapa20 days ago

    sally jesse raphael

  • David 777
    David 77720 days ago

    Why does everyone in America have guitars on their walls

  • Christian Rice
    Christian Rice20 days ago

    Fallon girl and a Conan Guy - doesn’t work in any stretch of the imagination.

  • Joshua Gould
    Joshua Gould20 days ago

    What's the word on success with "Regis?" Asking for a friend!

  • Emilio Casaburi
    Emilio Casaburi20 days ago

    Buy Better webcams

  • Billy C
    Billy C20 days ago

    Oldies?!? Thanks a lot! Oldies…jeez…

  • c'est un rêve
    c'est un rêve20 days ago

    "I only know that I didn't die because I'm me." so does Morgan Freeman.

  • GoonsOfDooM 7
    GoonsOfDooM 720 days ago

    This podcast would go from worst to 1st all you would need to do is get Andy to take Sonas place and wham-o epic show!

  • quiet451
    quiet45121 day ago

    "lol" is an older person thing. 30s.

  • Ms VonneGutPunch
    Ms VonneGutPunch21 day ago

    What did I miss? Why is Conan rocking a red bandana like a beautiful Golden retriever or maybe a yellow lab. Or a golden doodle with a blowout. I’m not saying he LOOKS like a dog, I’m saying he has the same likable energy so the bandana forces my brain to make the connection (Best guess is it’s his mask of course, but it’s such a perfect choice, surely someone else has pointed this out)

  • everybodylovesdevin
    everybodylovesdevin21 day ago

    Is this the revolution Variety Magazine was talking about???............Conan O'Brien, the Christopher Columbus of podcasting.

  • Jeff Sorensen
    Jeff Sorensen21 day ago

    If she doesn't like Conan, she doesn't like me.

  • William Chandler
    William Chandler21 day ago

    Cool. Conan is 58 years old and doesn’t know what he’s doing life. Theres hope for me!!

  • Mcfishy First
    Mcfishy First21 day ago

    To late you’ve made the rounds at #POF #sorrynotsorry

  • Zambonii
    Zambonii21 day ago

    How did I just find these... I'm so slow

  • Zambonii


    21 day ago

    lol ima zamboni! i just got it.

  • RCorbzz
    RCorbzz21 day ago

    Conan looks like the guy from the Little Bits advert on Rick and Morty

  • Andrew Corum
    Andrew Corum21 day ago

    So you have a fashion design degree from Auburn and a non-paid internship with Conan O'Brien.

  • Daniel Verley
    Daniel Verley21 day ago

    I love the Conan!! This feels like the Conan is gonna die soon pod cast. I will not be tuning in. Love ya but naw

  • Maulana Aziz
    Maulana Aziz21 day ago

    I yelled "TREBEEEEEEKKK!!"

  • emil gabriel
    emil gabriel21 day ago

    Conan it's like a dog, humans best friend.

  • IMightBeBiased
    IMightBeBiased21 day ago

    Everyone needs their own Morley Safe Word.

  • Ryen Rakis
    Ryen Rakis21 day ago

    Conan is like the dad who told his son what to say when a date is not going well. And he laughs when his son does wht he's told 😂😂😂


    I hope the podcast will eventually include video, like these clips make the podcast way more enjoyable

  • Lew Google
    Lew Google21 day ago

    As an older person, I often yell "Walter Cronkite" at the critical moment of orgasm. This raises issues because "cronkite" has a pejorative meaning in Yiddish.

  • R. Rosales
    R. Rosales21 day ago

    I'm mexican if I say that I like Conan they think Conan the barbarian.

  • DC World
    DC World21 day ago

    jay leno "did you hear about this, someone yelled my name during sex"

  • Leonel Garcia
    Leonel Garcia21 day ago

    Sona is so god damned GORGEOUS!!!

  • FleursDuMal
    FleursDuMal21 day ago

    OMG I did not expect Matt to look like that! I thought he would be younger (no offense), with a dark beard and long hair (maybe in a man bun) underneath a cool beanie and some hipster clothing lol

  • Biko 100
    Biko 10021 day ago

    I have a crush on Sona 😩

  • DC World

    DC World

    21 day ago

    not the only one

  • zlatko cimerman
    zlatko cimerman21 day ago


  • Pao Power
    Pao Power21 day ago

    What if I actually yell "Regis!" next time with my bf and report back?

  • Mikko Penttilä
    Mikko Penttilä21 day ago

    For 100 % effective contraceptive yell "Leno!"

  • climatebabes
    climatebabes21 day ago

    I need to chew some kale, I wish I had Conan around with his Strong Jaw!

  • jay wit
    jay wit21 day ago

    Buy amc stock rocket ships lets gooooooooooo

  • Random Noise
    Random Noise21 day ago

    Conan is transforming to Jeff Goldblum for a moment there at 6:04 😂

  • Bullethound
    Bullethound21 day ago

    I've already given up on the carry on the species part I got all the things to invoke eternal loneliness for example fishing, computer games, anime, airsoft and frisbeegolf.

  • Lois Enolp
    Lois Enolp21 day ago

    I really love Conan but I stopped watching the show bc I didn’t think it was funny. I would just watch things from it on here. But I a,ways thought he and Andy were hysterical! Now I’ve started listening to his podcast when it started and OMG it hooked me right from the start. I can’t wait for new episodes and the chemistry between these 3 is amazing. I think he could just do this forever and it would be fine. I will be watching whatever he has coming up on HBO bc he will have more freedom on there. I do hope he continues his Conan without borders shows. They are the ones I watched whenever they air.

  • Ryan
    Ryan21 day ago

    Conan is in my dating profile. That's how I'll find my soul mate

  • Gouken 89
    Gouken 8921 day ago

    1080p 🤔

  • zindabyne
    zindabyne21 day ago

    Even before we had met, my girlfriend who was brought up in South Africa (she's also a redhead) used to like Conan's humour. I'd been a huge fan of Conan since forever, I'm in England. And she's 35, I'll be 37 this year. I'd say we were old but that wouldn't stop us from appreciate Conan's sense of humour all of a sudden. We are just silly yet somewhat serious people. And did I mention she was a redhead?

  • Nomadic Media
    Nomadic Media21 day ago

    My guy’s name is James so I can yell that out and secretly be talking about Corden.

  • Charles Abney
    Charles Abney22 days ago

    I yelled 'Regis!' ... It did not go as expected.

  • Carlos Flores
    Carlos Flores22 days ago

    CONANDOOO!!! Thank you for the consentual procreation. I'm sure you learn a lot from this mistake. Can I call you for your employee discount since now we're technically family?

  • Sharan Shetty
    Sharan Shetty22 days ago

    She watches Fallon and doesn't know Conan...She probably must know him as Jedediah Longtree..

  • Anthony Gordon

    Anthony Gordon

    18 days ago

    I can see Sonya watching all the Night Shows to be honest. She seem like the type that doesnt discriminate.

  • BP
    BP22 days ago

    The Regis thing works, Gourley :P

  • Maria Dolores
    Maria Dolores22 days ago

    Not so warm anymore in California.

  • Chris Heiner
    Chris Heiner22 days ago

    I've gotta say, the misses was complaining things were getting stale in the bedroom, so I started yelling Regis, and I've been Philbin her in every morning ever since! Thanks Conan!

  • sali
    sali22 days ago

    Conan and Sona are in the same room but all the lights are on Conan. They didn't have the budget to put a light on her.

  • p s
    p s22 days ago

    Conan is more concerned with his hair than his childrens problems 😅 (I shouldn't be laughing)

  • moiraine_damodred
    moiraine_damodred22 days ago

    *have honestly seen at least 2 guys on hinge with fan selfies with Conan on their profile lmao*

  • Osh Kotosh
    Osh Kotosh22 days ago

    If conan doesn't make you laugh its not you're young or old its another problem )

  • Dabi Dibup
    Dabi Dibup22 days ago

    If young people watch traditional TV it's because their parents pay for their hook-up. It's less clicks to watch Colbert on my receiver than it would be be to click each individual video

  • Pau Hy
    Pau Hy22 days ago

    @ Team Coco, I think Sona might want to say ,"Golden Girls" than oldies ,ha?. That's a fitting term in my opinion to Conan's demographic target viewer/audience.

  • The Benefactor
    The Benefactor22 days ago

    This is a coincidence. Conan O'Brian is my safe word.

  • Dustin Clark
    Dustin Clark22 days ago

    Sona is hot 🔥

  • Aaron Ch
    Aaron Ch22 days ago

    “Many geniuses have been.. okay let’s not go down that road” Sona groans 😂

  • K-A
    K-A22 days ago

    "Looks like we all got some homework 😏 " "What?" Lmao

  • Tania
    Tania22 days ago

    I’m a ladeEyY and I’ll marry HARD if the person says something or make reference about Conan

  • Coke Can

    Coke Can

    21 day ago

    I don't think you should marry someone hard...

  • Mr. Top Hat Jones
    Mr. Top Hat Jones22 days ago

    Oh my god. I feel like so many people are gonna do this.

  • Martin Toledo
    Martin Toledo22 days ago

    This Conan vato is frisky hahaha too much poom poom.

  • Paul Niranjan
    Paul Niranjan22 days ago

    Conan and Jordan Shlanskey Should have a Podcast together. Would be the most epic podcast of all time.

  • pauldzim
    pauldzim22 days ago

    I used to tell my sister she should watch Conan, and she'd always say "I don't know, I think there's something kinda wrong with that guy." 😂😂😂

  • Obi Wan Kenobi

    Obi Wan Kenobi

    18 days ago

    thats why we are all here

  • Apples Oranges
    Apples Oranges22 days ago

    Late Night Talk Shows were made for Conan to come in 💯🔥👏 ..

  • Rancho
    Rancho22 days ago

    Not a joke, my significant other and I are only together because all I ever referenced in my bio was Conan.

  • Harsh Gupta

    Harsh Gupta

    21 day ago

    What did u reference?

  • Kathleen Rasing

    Kathleen Rasing

    21 day ago

    Happy for you! Def a keeper!

  • gbrot001


    21 day ago

    That's pretty freaking great 🤘🏻

  • Tyler Battle

    Tyler Battle

    21 day ago

    There a keeper

  • Douglas Austin
    Douglas Austin22 days ago

    I worry that Sona's babies are hearing these conversations. They won't cry, they'll just yell "CONAN!!"

  • mkmcnicoll


    20 days ago

    She's having twins, so best case scenario one comes out and yells "Kedekai! As God made her!" followed by the other exclaiming "A-cack-a-roo!"

  • dudedurham


    20 days ago


  • William Zhao

    William Zhao

    21 day ago


  • Pixy Umali

    Pixy Umali

    21 day ago

    Worse is if the babies start yelling A-cack-arooo 😂

  • gbrot001


    21 day ago

    Oh yes. Both babies will be born with very strong opinions on Conan, microwaves, Chernobyl summer camp, edibles, 19th century penises, and so much more 😱😂